Veganuary hit our family hard. A number of years ago, after an abstemious January, one of our family decided to swear off meat forever. And this in the face of his Granny’s horror whenever we sit down to dine together: I have to admire his bravery.
It is a family tradition that you get to choose a restaurant for your birthday meal, and no-one else is allowed to complain about your choice (which is why we had a disastrous meal in Meghan’s in Richmond a couple of years ago.). So it was no surprise that the birthday boy chose a vegetarian restaurant on the achingly trendy (with prices to match) Portobello Road.
If you want a quiet meal with lots of space around your table, this is not the place for you. If you want a buzzy atmosphere with outstanding food in only faintly comfortable surroundings, then you will be very much at home. If you love meat and think that no meal is complete without it, give me a shout: We should go to Holy Carrot together and you will see why vegetarian food, when prepared with care and attention, is as good as anything you would get in the omnivore equivalent (You are paying, by the way…)



Annoyingly, I did not capture the exact menu we had, but the one above is a pretty good facsimile. You’ll notice I did manage to snap the drinks menus, which definitely speaks to a slightly warped set of priorities.
You must have a cocktail. While they are bought in, they are amazing (unlike Megan’s bought in cocktails which were weak and awful). Not cheap, but then London cocktails have recently experienced Weimar-like inflation.

We basically ordered everything. If you go, best to go in a group so you can experience the full range of food on offer, as all of it is good. While there is an emphasis on charring, as you can see from the photos, there is an amazing array on offer.












I have since canvassed the assembled cast, and while it is a tough choice, the Hummus, Carrots, Stracciatella, Pumpkin and Koji Bread win out. Basically, you cannot order badly, but you can order brilliantly.
I am not a pudding person, but when it’s your birthday, it is inevitable that someone is going to bring you something to celebrate, so everyone rallied round to make the birthday boy feel less lonely.




All really rather excellent. I only have two complaints: First, the wine is a bit toppy in price terms (especially by the glass), although we did find a Vermentino we liked.

Second, sad to say, was the service. Really quite uninterested and not particularly attentive. It took quite a while to get drinks ordered, and then to order the food. But don’t be put off, as the end result is amazing.
Conclusion
Rating: 4.5/5 (half a mark off for service)
Holy Carrot: https://www.holycarrot.co.uk




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